So I might become:
•Ugly due to lack of sleep
•Constipated due to nerves
•Reliant on the excuse “because it’s the cup”
•Mildly attracted to any man with a beard (Kesha status)
So deal with it… Because it’s the cup.
I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”